Animal onsies - "I want that one"

I was walking through the Belconnen market and went past the shop that sells dreadful quality clothing and other dodgy bits and pieces. They had this:

That just might be the worst animal onsie ever. I don't even know what kind of animal it's meant to be. (Whatever it is, it clearly isn't very well.)

But it got me thinking about an animal onsie I'd be happy to own.

You know you want one.

Eternal ambiguity

I went for a run in Wellington, New Zealand, and the path back from the Botanic Gardens took me through the old cemetery, where I found this headstone:

Poor William - killed accidentally at age 29 but remembered by 'a few friends'.

But I have to wonder about the 'sincerely regretted' at the bottom. Do they mean 'geez, we'll miss you bro', or is it more like 'oops, sorry about that dude'? I guess we'll never know...